Would You Eat Dolphin Meat?

Now, I'm clearly aware that the world is filled with delicious things to eat, like cakes, apples, chicken and other yummy delectables. All of which are (normally) brainless, unconscious, necessary tummy stuffing food. But recently I came across a bit of information that is making me believe that the human race isn't in the food hunt for nutrition. Some (completely fucked up) humans actually consume dolphin meat. WTF?!?! Really? The smartest beings on our planet who, in no way harm any other living thing (unless for food or defense), are being eaten because we...well there actually isn't any logical reason to be eating dolphin meat. They're wicked poisonous due to all the mercury tainted fish they ingest which I'm sure would leave you all george bushed (retarded). And if thats not enough, THEY'RE THE CUTEST FUCKING ANIMALS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD...next to slow lorises lol. They're the smartest animals that we know of. We can eat them yes, yum yum. But respecting them as the most intelligent creatures on our planet, oh no no no, we cant have any of that. If anyone out there respects animals and nature then be warned the police shall be called and informed about your needless caring and love of life. But seriously, we've already bred, disrespected and devoured all the "stupid" animals, why in the hell do me need dolphins? If it came down to the end of the world and the only two foods left on our planet were elephant shit and dolphin, I would gladly wither away eating shit than have to kill something that can (given the chance) figure out algebraic equations faster than I can search for the answer on google. ATCHOO!!!...Sorry, I just sneezed...not sure why I typed it out tho...Anywho, I'm really tired. I don't sleep before I blog cause it helps me write better...or worser? Duno if that's a word or not but I'm gona roll with it anyway. Adios, ciao, au-revoir and 'til next time. Not sure what my next blog will be about but I'm sure it'll be good :D BOOYAH